Read this piece of nonsense and then ask yourself what, other than appearing before an honour hungry ass of a judge* in The Tartan McReich's Führer's 'Brettun of the Neeshuns and Ridjuns', could possibly account for the ridiculous decision.
Mrs Silly Bitch was careless and lost her ticket and Mr and Mrs Stroke of Luck found it and claimed it, and Mr Lord Justice The Right Worshipful Gristle Brained Fathead, or whatever the overprivileged, pea-brained and unfeasibly small testicled idiot is entitled to call himself, needs to be reminded that not everyone has been quite as fortunate as he.
'Put the case, Pip ... '
* When have such appearances ever been otherwise
