Tough on Grime, Tough on The Causes of Grime

If only people would listen properly to what the Great Leader has to say, they wouldn't build up false hopes of a new dawn that was never in prospect. What The Snivelling Little Rat Blair actually meant when he promised to clean up our streets was a clampdown on those dangerous little girls who play such socially destructive games as hopscotch, and not any sort of effective action against those poor unfortunates from the ethnic minorities whose alien cultures lead them to express themselves in gun crime, drug trafficking and violent robbery. This story shows that our streets are now safer as a result of the courage and dedication of our gallant boys (and girls) in blue in bringing anti-social elements to justice. Those who have had to suffer the inconvenience and indignity of wiping chalk from the soles of their shoes on the doormat will offer up a silent prayer of thanks.